Thanks for sharing Tec. I've been most amused/entertained.
"I have a high art: I hurt with cruelty those who wound me."
Archilochus, 650 B.C.
'If you hear me yell; "Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echoes. If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot.'
-Pre-flight briefing from an F-15 pilot