Post by Triton28 on May 23, 2014 9:18:37 GMT -5
By posting anywhere on this bulletin board, it is assumed all users have read and understand the following posting rules.
1- Posts are to be made in the relevant forum. Users are asked to read the forum descriptions before posting. Failure to do so will result in extreme Admin grief since moving a thread from one forum to another requires a Herculean effort.
2- Threads should remain on topic, do not "hijack" topics. Please note that constant virtual jerking off of the Admins will ensure your future of successful topic hijacks.
3- Do not open a new thread that duplicates a current topic. Seriously, you can't fucking remember when a topic like yours was just posted? Dumbass.
4- Flamebaiting, flaming, being abusing, being disrepectful, trolling, spamming or posting to incite or annoy is not allowed. If you cannot make a positive contribution to the thread, then just stay the fuck out of it. As with rule #2, if you blow the Admins, you can be as douchey as you want to other members.
5- Members are allowed to act as "back seat moderators". If you feel a post violates the forum rules, don't the use the "Report to Moderator". Doing so just makes me do more work. Me doing more work means I'll whine about how busy I am in the forums. Just tell the stupid fuck he's in violation and we're all good.
6- Posting pornographic or generally offensive text, images, links, etc. is encouraged. Except pictures of naked dudes. PM those to Pepprr.
7- Cheating allegations or descriptions are not allowed by anyone except Admins. It's our board and we'll call whoever the fuck we want a hack and provide little to no explanation. Suck it.
8- Complaints about a player's behavior online should be posted in public for all to see. Don't be a sissy.
9- Users are permitted to upload one of their own avatars. Avatars must be in good taste and consistent with my mood that particular day. Please note, my mood changes frequently so there's a good chance one day you'll wake up and I've boinked your avatar. There is NOTHING you can do about this.
10- Do not punt topics. A punt belongs on a football field and not on this BBS. Violators will be immediately banned and publicly shamed.
11- Members should post in a way which is consistent with "normal writing". That is users should not post excessive numbers of emoticons, large, small or coloured text, etc. Similarly users should not SHOUT or use excessive punctuation (e.g. ! and ?) in topic titles or posts. Ehhh, on second thought, just disregard this one.
12- All posts, in public forums, should be made in the English language. Don't post gibberish or pwn'd you will be.
13- Threads started devoid of commentary will not be allowed (i.e. links, cut-n-pastes, clicky, read this...) We will allow no Stupid Picture Posting Motherfucker type activity around this place. Belee dat.
14- Posting topics or threads which are based on politics, race, or religion is expressly forbidden. Exception is shit I agree with. That I'll allow.
15- Sideways smileys fuck me up and aren't allowed. Don't do that shit. Like ever.
Posts and threads may be edited, deleted, or locked for violations of these rules. Continued or blatant violation of these rules may result in a temporary or permanent pwnage.
That is all. The rules are simple. You are simple. Match made in heaven.
1- Posts are to be made in the relevant forum. Users are asked to read the forum descriptions before posting. Failure to do so will result in extreme Admin grief since moving a thread from one forum to another requires a Herculean effort.
2- Threads should remain on topic, do not "hijack" topics. Please note that constant virtual jerking off of the Admins will ensure your future of successful topic hijacks.
3- Do not open a new thread that duplicates a current topic. Seriously, you can't fucking remember when a topic like yours was just posted? Dumbass.
4- Flamebaiting, flaming, being abusing, being disrepectful, trolling, spamming or posting to incite or annoy is not allowed. If you cannot make a positive contribution to the thread, then just stay the fuck out of it. As with rule #2, if you blow the Admins, you can be as douchey as you want to other members.
5- Members are allowed to act as "back seat moderators". If you feel a post violates the forum rules, don't the use the "Report to Moderator". Doing so just makes me do more work. Me doing more work means I'll whine about how busy I am in the forums. Just tell the stupid fuck he's in violation and we're all good.
6- Posting pornographic or generally offensive text, images, links, etc. is encouraged. Except pictures of naked dudes. PM those to Pepprr.
7- Cheating allegations or descriptions are not allowed by anyone except Admins. It's our board and we'll call whoever the fuck we want a hack and provide little to no explanation. Suck it.
8- Complaints about a player's behavior online should be posted in public for all to see. Don't be a sissy.
9- Users are permitted to upload one of their own avatars. Avatars must be in good taste and consistent with my mood that particular day. Please note, my mood changes frequently so there's a good chance one day you'll wake up and I've boinked your avatar. There is NOTHING you can do about this.
10- Do not punt topics. A punt belongs on a football field and not on this BBS. Violators will be immediately banned and publicly shamed.
11- Members should post in a way which is consistent with "normal writing". That is users should not post excessive numbers of emoticons, large, small or coloured text, etc. Similarly users should not SHOUT or use excessive punctuation (e.g. ! and ?) in topic titles or posts. Ehhh, on second thought, just disregard this one.
12- All posts, in public forums, should be made in the English language. Don't post gibberish or pwn'd you will be.
13- Threads started devoid of commentary will not be allowed (i.e. links, cut-n-pastes, clicky, read this...) We will allow no Stupid Picture Posting Motherfucker type activity around this place. Belee dat.
14- Posting topics or threads which are based on politics, race, or religion is expressly forbidden. Exception is shit I agree with. That I'll allow.
15- Sideways smileys fuck me up and aren't allowed. Don't do that shit. Like ever.
Posts and threads may be edited, deleted, or locked for violations of these rules. Continued or blatant violation of these rules may result in a temporary or permanent pwnage.
That is all. The rules are simple. You are simple. Match made in heaven.
